Thursday, December 14, 2006

I know, I know, I haven't posted in quite a while. The problem is that after you stare at a computer screen all day, that's not really what you want to do when you get home. I wish I had a good picture to put on or something. As for a lighthearted or funny post, that would be hard to work up because I'm not funny, I'm just odd, and oddness can't be worked up on demand any easier than funniness from a really lame not funny person. It's almost 2:00 in the morning. I'm burning this DVD that has been a major struggle to finish. It really should have been done a month ago, but with busyness, technical difficulties, and my own dumb mistakes, it has taken so long. finally tonight it will be finished. I was thinking about going to sleep and just getting up a bit early to finish it, but anyone who knows me well knows that I probably couldn't tell you what country I'm in first thing in the morning. My brain just doesn't function. So right now I'm writing a post to pass time and appease all you post-a-holics who have time for good posts....with pictures......and some level of reasoning that I can't possibly posess at this time of night......... Oh well. i have a sore throat. i feel sick....... I found this gross looking stacked soft taco thing on the counter in the kitchen, and being hungry, I heated it up and ate (half of) it. It was one of the most disgusting things i've tasted. I would probably rather eat vegetables of any sort. Hmmmm.... now that raises a valuable question. If it was worse than most vegetables that I don't like, and I still ate half of it.... that kind of just shows my willingness to eat anything that is dripping with grease and preservatives, and shows my stubborness when it comes to the more natural food groups.

I just watched a bruce lee movie. It must have been from the 70's. It was amazing. It was a biographical film about himself. He stared in it. So it wasn't like a documentary... it was like a real movie of Bruce Lee's life. Amazing. The overdubs on the audio were all at least 2 seconds off. The plot never changed: Bruce would travel to some new place and beat up anybody who challenged him. I think it must have been filmed on 16mm, but the quality was almost as bad as a good 8mm. It was hilarious. The dialogue. The overdubs. I watched the whole thing, start to finish. The funny thing is that they could have got through the whole plot in 10 minutes, but the film was about 2 hours long. So basically they were just replaying the plot in different locations. Seattle, San Fransisco, LA, Hong Kong, Thailand, and then back to LA.... it was truly inspiring....(not). But probably the funniest thing about the movie is that he predicted an early death for himself, so he put that in the movie too. I think in the movie it said that he died at the age of 35, and in reality he died when he was 33, although he also added to the movie that some people think that he faked his death and just left the public life....... hmmm..... sounds fishy to me. So basically Bruce Lee probably isn't dead, he's probably just a 67 year old man who's beating up any young punk that gets in his way in the backwoods of China.

yeah. and with that-I'm done

12 comments:

sherlock said...

lol. sorry about stealing your name. my pals at church and other places call me joe, so i'm starting to get used to it.



Bruce Lee. wow. lame. i bet he did fake his own death.

Anonymous said...

i would say i hope you feel better, but you shouldn't go around eating greasy foods laying around the kitchen. eat vegetables.


and get more sleep. i've learned in the past couple of days, that we actually do need sleep. it helps us think better.

Josh Sczebel said...

that was rad.

joel sczebel said...

Dude. We have to watch it when you're home.

overthinker said...

actually, that was funny. and light. it wasn't deep, and the reverse of deep is light-is it not?

so...was it worse than tomatoes?

wow. that sounds like the perfect movie for tonight, actually. we could use some laughs. my dad's working on an endless dvd as well. (only he hasn't made mistakes, he just has not-so-helpful help and music issues)

Delian said...

It couldn't have been worse then tomatoes... if it was, that is sickening.

Rather long post... and now my eyes hurt, but good post just the same.
;)

Sean said...

that was rad

Josh Sczebel said...

yes lets.


monday night??? bruce lee?

Anonymous said...

wow, i just read josh's earlier comment, and i said the exact some thing and i didnt even read it before hand...wierd

Anonymous said...

haha, yes very weird sean.

Delian said...

that was rad... hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Hey Joel,

Long time no see eh? Back from the days of West Coast Chapel...mhmm... Bruce Lee is pretty awesome...

Well, I see ya later! Come check out my blogs at: http://spaces.msn.com/addziuk and http://www.myspace.com/addziuk