Saturday, September 24, 2005

The beetles crawled across the road.

Last night was great in Neverland. Me and Pete went and visited the Indians, then I headed back to the Hotel, enjoyed a most refreshing sleep (which might have had something to do with that funny tasting drink the Indians gave me), then woke up this morning and watched Manchester United get taken out by Blackburn. Pete was going for Blackburn, but I'm more of a Man U fan myself, so I was a little crushed that they lost, but I have to admit, Blackburn's winning goal was a beauty.

After that I went and had lunch with one of the Pirates, I believe his name was Smee, but I'm not certain. He was a short, round little thing, and actually rather amiable for a pirate. We had fish and chips, even though I don't really like fish, and talked about the economic state of Neverland, and which industries are currently thriving and so on. It may surprise you, but actually one of Neverland's biggest industries is the export of their Cigars, which I have heard better even their Cuban rivals.

It is a nice place, even just to look up and see the stars at night, for they are far brighter here than in the normal world. And the jungle is so dense, and wet, and warm, that it gives a nice South American rainforest feel. Ahhh. Neverland. Come visit sometime.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

im just waiting to meet lauren and then we're headed over there!

Anonymous said...

i thought girls couldn't go to neverland? you are confusing me.

Anonymous said...

Of course they can. Just Josh says they cant

Anonymous said...

arent you still coming with me lauren?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. That was quick Ricky. But I can't. I'm heading over to Narnia tonight.

overthinker said...

He's going to Narnia to get me apples. you will have to find that horse-(Strawberry?)-and fly there, remember?
hahahaha.
thanks.

Anonymous said...

I don't have anything to say again. It is because I had hockey this mornig and got into a fight and lost half my brain cells. I beat him but it still hurt. I got like a dozen punches to head that hurt cause my helmet got knocked off half way.

Anonymous said...

Dang. Don't fight. Don't punch then they won't punch you.

Anonymous said...

Ack! I've always wanted to go to Neverland. my good friend Johnny D. says it's nice this time of year, and his friend Kate likes it so much there it's like she's died and gone to heaven....

Anonymous said...

You know J.D.? why didn't he ever tell me?

Anonymous said...

Jess, did you really finally get your car?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

jess, you really need to update your livejournel.
and i miss you. nobody here will jump off garden walls with me.
(remember subway)

Anonymous said...

Betty are you still on???

Anonymous said...

Dang I need a new post. AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGGGGHHH.
I have to go out for dinner.
I'll post later tonight.
Where is Lorraine?
Who is Neuroperson?
Is Betty still ill?
Has Chris disappeared again?
Taylor where are you?

Anonymous said...

or betty is. sorry. ew get ourselves confused somtimes...
hehehehe

Anonymous said...

yes she is.
101 to be exact.
she is also hungry and wishes she could go out to dinner. but then she would probably lose it agian.

oh well.

overthinker said...

is prince harry related to pink?

Anonymous said...

taylor is probably doing school.
or he got lost somewhere.
or eaten by a tiger.
or he's at a basketball game.
he might have b-ball practice.
there are many places he could be.

like neverland. he is not in narnia though.

Anonymous said...

is 5 posts in a row legal?

i guess everybody else left.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys.

Anonymous said...

CHRIS!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

if that is really you...

Anonymous said...

Joe, you know who I am. Don't you?

Anonymous said...

NOOO!!??

Anonymous said...

NOOO!!??

Anonymous said...

NNOOO!?!